the worst day of my life.

2 days ago was the worst day of my life, mainly because one Very Bad Thing happened. it was in the morning when mommy and daddy were getting ready to leave the house. i was attempting to carry out my Evil Plan by conquering the bathtub spirits. mommy doesn't let me go in the bathtub so i go in the bathtub a lot. anyway, i was conquering them when Big Daddy came in. he told me to move so i didn't move. then he put on the waters a little bit and they were spraying me. but i didn't mind because i like the waters because when i play with the waters i climb on the bed after and get the bed wet and mommy gets mad. so i was playing with the little waters but then Big Daddy put the big waters on and they came down fast and covered me! they kept coming down and covering me and i couldn't move. i wanted to but i felt surprised and still. then Big Daddy saw what happened to me and turned them off and carried me out of the bathtub. he patted me so i bit him 4 times. i was wet and angry. i licked and i licked for the rest of the day. by nighttime i was dry and extra fluffy, but i was still mad. but then i went back in the bathtub and almost conquered the bathtub spirits, but then i saw yazi and i went to go and jump on her. yazi is not as Evil as i am, so i like to scare her.