fad diet

one thing you should know about me is that i eat that which i love. i love mommy's feet. her small, evenly spaced toes so perfectly wiggly at 5 in the morning. it makes for good cat calesthenics to attack the toes and then to bounce away when the rest of the leg extends towards me in a kick. it is a nice way to start the day. in order to keep myself ready for future battles with the small, evenly spaced toes i have come to know and love, i spend my days doing battle with the sock that holds the small, evenly spaced toes in place during the night-time. the soft, warm material of the sock holds in the floral scent of the toes, and i can have a good, innocent time eating the socks and scratching the socks and putting shavings of kitty litter inside the socks. this morning, the socks were a bit more tasty than i am accustomed to. i dont know what mommy did to her feet yesterday. maybe she got a pedicure or something... but the socks tasted very nice and juicy to me. being imperial, i try not to eat succulent meals unless they are served to me properly. a proper place for a cat of my stature to eat is not under the bed, where mommy usually leaves her socks. i eat out of my bowl, like any self-respecting cat. well, as you can see from the picture below, i was having some difficulty digesting the sock, so my eating rate was slowed. but, i am confident i can force it down if just concentrate on teh sweet, sweet fragrance of mommy's small, evenly spaced toes.