today

i started today by biting my mommy's feet. then i scratched them. she got mad and didn't go outside all day so i didn't have my privacy and couldn't bother yazi. so i got mad too and i put some poo under the bed. then i made an Evil Plan to take over the apartment and make mommy my slave. i carried out the plan a little bit by eating a piece of her Sun Chip. but then i ran under the bed and stayed there for 3 hours because i was sleeping upside down. tomorrow i'll make mommy my slave.